T-Shirt — “My Emotional Support Murder Does Not Like You” Vintage Crow Graphic Tee

Soft, sturdy, and quietly wicked — this classic tee carries a dry, bird‑lover’s sense of humor. The black-and-white illustration of a little flock sits above bold lettering that reads, “My emotional support murder does not like you.” It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations: a mix of nature‑obsessed charm and dark comedic edge. Wear it on slow coffee mornings, while birdwatching at the park, or layered under a jacket for an evening out. The relaxed fit and clean crew neckline keep the look effortless, while crisp DTF/DTG printing preserves the fine feather detail. It sits well with folks who love corvid charisma, cottagecore with attitude, or anyone whose sense of humor leans toward the delightfully morbid.

Product features
– 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
– Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
– Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
– Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main artwork to keep details crisp
– Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean