Product Details
This relaxed garment-dyed tee carries quiet, dry humor into everyday wear. The sleepy, robe-clad frog holding a candle and the line “i am leaving you here amidst your pathetic dramas” make this shirt a soft-spoken statement piece — worn by someone who prefers low-key sarcasm over loud slogans. The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton feels substantial and broken-in thanks to the after-construction dye, so the tee drapes and ages with character. It slips on for late-morning errands, slow coffee dates, or nights when you want to send a clear-but-gentle message without saying a word.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft after garment dyeing
– Garment-dyed construction for a vintage, lived-in texture and muted color
– Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and double-needle stitched seams for durability
– Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for cleaner lines and reduced waste
– Available S–4XL with 58 color options and made in Honduras
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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